officialcrow:

sonypraystation:

robcanvas:

sonypraystation:

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

youngstero:

do you think nut companies whose nuts are given out on planes are highly respected in the nut community or are they like the losers

(via ashleyseevers-deactivated201908)

fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

(via yesnicole2013)

sherlockismysuicidenote:

“your vulgar language is very unsexy”

have you ever looked at my face I don’t think my language is the problem

(via mostpeoplereallydontknowme)

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

(via blazwura)

prostitourettes:

person: how are you
me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous

(via shrooomp)

(via ugly)